April 5, 2017- The Post That Started It All!

Teacher rant coming in 5..4..3..2..1....I have revised this for the 3rd time as my anger has diminished *slightly*...

1) Parents are sorry...( don't try to "not I" this status. I'm not here for it. You might be alright but take a long hard look at yourself before absolving yourself from guilt...you may know a crappy parent so check them)

2)If your child is missing work DO NOT ask the teacher what the child is missing. We are in 21st century...check the grades online...then talk to YOUR CHILD and MAKE THEM DO IT. (The more missing assignments the more I would really take heed to this point...if your child is missing a double digit number of assignments...please don't even think of me as a point of contact at all)

3)Do not even hint that you think your child is lying about something...they have now become a pathological liar to me. If you lie to your mama you will DEFINITELY lie to me a teacher. (Parents this should be cause of concern. Your child is bearing false witness and has probably told me enough lies about your home life to pitch it to a movie studio...or at least Lifetime.)

4) If we are still emailing each other about your child after the first grading period and those have not turned positive towards progress then it is your child.

5) If I conference with you and your child and they are still doing the fool....I don't care how many times you say you're beating them seven ways until Sunday, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

6) Don't email me after 9pm. My office hours are from 9-5....I will only respond then.

7) I keep receipts and love documentation.

8) Whitney lied on the first two bars of this song...the rest is golden

*I'll put ya'll on STAAR game when I'm less angry lol*

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