August 22, 2018

Finally I have returned fully. Just had to get reacclimated to school. 

1. Ya'll....the lady...got 2..two..TWO of the brand new TI Nspire Calcuators stolen from her class. They retail at $140....ma'am.

1a. I don't feel bad because she is not all there...also she keeps calling me a broke hoe because she can print from home and her CEO husband steals toner from work so she can print these copies that can be done at school on her office copier that she has at home.

1b. She voted for Trump and told me Obamacare was awful

2. My first two classes are the bomb but the second class is my fav. They are a bunch of NERDS! I've found my people. They were down to jam the 80s playlist too! I'm touched.

2a. My last class....whew chile THE GHETTO! Not really but they talk too damn much!

3. Submission: If the power goes out at your school during August in the Texas...Everybody should go home immediately! It was 103 yesterday with a heat index of hell and you made teachers and students sit in that. Then tried to make it up with jeans for the rest of the week...Friday is already a jean day. That's how I know parents really don't care about their kids. Ya'll let your kids burn up in that school all day.

4. Speaking of Jeans.....I can wear jeans 3 days out of the week. Trying to convince my principal that we need to be more Austin-like and wear jeans everyday.

5. I almost wonder why we even had teacher inservice if you were going to just assign me all this work when the kids got here.

6. Nothing like a prominent administrator coming into your room for observations and asks you for some post-it notes and a pen...then proceeds to use these post-it and pens to conduct observations through the entire hallway. They told me they would bring it back..they have not.

7. I work the tardy station 1st period. Yes the song Tardy to the Party is in full effect. Sucks that this is the parents fault that the kids are tardy. I see a Saturday detention in the future.

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