January 23, 2018

Teacher Observations

1. I ain't breaking up no fight.

2. My presence will not deter a fight. I literally tell kids exactly how to succeed in math everyday. Do they listen? No. So me just being around won't stop a fight.

3. I ain't breaking up no fight.

4. Boy fights are wack. Two dudes swinging and bouncing from wall to wall. Girl fights are the best. Girls are taking everybody out with them? You trying to restrain me? I'm hitting you, too...thus

5. I ain't breaking up no fight.

6. I will disperse the crowd and take up phones for video evidence though.

7. I know kids struggle with math. If you are trying, you will not fail my class. (Take issue where you want but...just make it a conversation with me before you judge) I help kids all day long, all you have to do is ask me. Literally that's it. But because we made kids think that being correct is all that matters, they cheat. I explain this also but fat meat ain't greasy to them I guess.

8. I don't mean to harp on things but....DUDE, YA'LL GOT -9 MINUTES AS AN ANSWER TO FILLING UP A POOL WITH WATER? YOU A TIME-TRAVELER HUH? REALLY THEY SOLD 23.6 TICKETS? 23 FULL TICKETS AND THREE-FIFTHS OF ANOTHER ONE? OH OK. OK.

9. DON'T COPY OFF A DUMMY.

10. I MEAN DAMN DID YOU EVEN READ THE PROBLEM TO AT LEAST MATCH YOUR ANSWER?

11. DON'T ASK ME ABOUT NO DATA ON THEM. THEY COPYING DUMMIES I CAN'T HELP THAT.

12. SO EVERYONE JUST MADE THE SAME UNIQUE MISTAKE? REALLY? OK DO THE PROBLEM AGAIN. SHOW ME WHERE YOU MADE THE MISTAKE AND I WILL SHOW YOU HOW YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP ....NO YOU FUCKED YOURSELF UP BECAUSE I KNOW MY MATHEMATICS. YOU? YOU CAN'T EVEN CHEAT RIGHT!

13. I ain't breaking up no fight.

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