January 29, 2018


Teacher Observations

1. This full moon is coming up and has your kids doing the fool. Please knock some sense into them before we do. I really don't want to be on the news because your kid is acting like a wild animal.

2. I make up the most elaborate stories about my imaginary husband because they ask me so much.
Them:Can we see a picture of him?
Me: NO! 
Them: Aww...why not
Because he doesn't exist dummy! I see kids still struggle with inferences although I'm not sure why.

3. You can't be a thug when you have the Hubble Telescope as glasses. I bet you can see into a galaxy far, far, far away but can't see why it's important to do your work.

4. Sometimes you gotta let the clapbacks fly no matter how inappropriate. I need kids to say the things I can't. I bet you'll shut up now though.

5. Why does January last so long? It's at least 2 six weeks by itself.

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